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Oct. 5th, 2005 @ 12:17 pm Poor Napoleon! Poor United States!
There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.

FROM: Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis

Also, what's up with this? FUN!!
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From:obliterati
Date:October 8th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
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I like this: "the cyanide used in the attemted murder was diluted to a non fatal dose by one of the opponents who had a sexual emphatuation with him."
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From:clemen
Date:October 16th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC)
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amputation?

heh

They need to listen to more Rod Stewart.
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From:obliterati
Date:October 16th, 2005 05:58 am (UTC)
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We were just talking about Rod Stewart today!